watch where you’re going
15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
OH MY LORD
I CAN’T EVEN
HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS
everyone understands this not just history nerds
if you kiss my dick through my undies you win a trip to “you’re gonna walk funny tomorrow”
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”